But I could go in some fucked up place anyone else would die in, in which case you would never find me.
Would you hide in a garbage truck? Be turned into lasagna with excellent hair?
You’re one of Green’s trainees, right?
She has her ways of letting you do things, and then I have mine.
Well. I’m not in training now. It was a joke anyhow. I guess you don’t like jokes.
Ugh, well we were changing positions and you weren’t exactly forgotten during those two minutes
Let’s see. The kissing and the nuzzling and all that was satisfactory?
Not unless you’re joining me
Listen Rex, you’re a fuck worth fucking but let’s not kid ourselves and say there was much kissing and nuzzling.
How about you go along and get started. I’ll be there in a bit.
Let see. Playing a childish game in the middle of the woods or watch a bunch of young adults make fools of themselves? Personally, I’d opt for the second option.
Sounds like you really are starved for entertainment then.
Who do you have to impress? Acting foolish isn’t something to be ashamed of.
Let’s play hide and seek!
I read, and train.
Hide and seek is for babies, Daisy, everyone knows that.
Woah. You’ve got quite the busy schedule, don’t you?
No. Wait, did you not like the biting?
Wait, no, seriously tell me
I’ll make it snow and we can conserve body heat
Well, there was that time that I turned invisible for about 2 minutes and you didn’t even notice. But, you’d have to come up with some sort of satisfaction survey. I couldn’t possibly remember all the little details without some sort of prompting.
I’ve got a better idea, you should go take an icy cold shower.
I’m sorry Lena, we could play if you want to.
No, no. We wouldn’t want the rules police to come get us, would we?
What do you usually do when you’re bored?
Ouch. What’d I do? I usually get great feedback
Well, I was gonna suggest naked Twister, but nevermind
What should I say? It’s not you, it’s me, Rex. Does that feel better?
Save it for a rainy day.
It’s still not fair.
Fine. Fine. Party pooper.
Why do you gotta always rain a big shit storm all over my lovely parade?